My family kicked me off the Aspen family trip and texted, “We gave your first-class seat to the dog. You ruin the aesthetic.” I simply replied, “Enjoy.” Then I flew my private jet to my $15 million estate on the same mountain and invited the relatives they had excluded. When Mom saw the live feed, she called the police to shut my party down. The funniest part? The officers already knew her name, and they hadn’t come for me.
onLeave a Comment on My family kicked me off the Aspen family trip and texted, “We gave your first-class seat to the dog. You ruin the aesthetic.” I simply replied, “Enjoy.” Then I flew my private jet to my $15 million estate on the same mountain and invited the relatives they had excluded. When Mom saw the live feed, she called the police to shut my party down. The funniest part? The officers already knew her name, and they hadn’t come for me. 
