{"id":4168,"date":"2026-09-27T22:01:03","date_gmt":"2026-09-27T22:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dishdaily.delicedcook.com\/?p=4168"},"modified":"2026-09-27T22:01:03","modified_gmt":"2026-09-27T22:01:03","slug":"my-neighbor-kept-using-my-property-for-her-party-guests-cars-even-after-i-asked-her-to-stop-when-she-laughed-and-said-what-are-you-going-to-do-grandma-i-decided","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dishdaily.delicedcook.com\/?p=4168","title":{"rendered":"My Neighbor Kept Using My Property for Her Party Guests\u2019 Cars Even After I Asked Her to Stop \u2013 When She Laughed and Said, \u2018What Are You Going to Do, Grandma?\u2019 I Decided to Teach Her a Lesson"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"justread-ad justread-ad--ad-after-image\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>My new neighbor treated my lawn like her private parking lot and laughed when I objected. I planned a petty lesson, never guessing her grudge against me had started fifteen years earlier.<\/p>\n<p>I had lived in that house for twenty-nine years, long enough to know which floorboard creaked in winter and which corner of the garden caught the first sun in spring.<\/p>\n<p>Before Audrey arrived, my days were wonderfully predictable.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>I had lived in that house for twenty-nine years.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>After my husband died, that routine became even more important.<\/p>\n<p>Keeping the house and garden in order gave my hands something to do when the rooms felt too quiet.<\/p>\n<p>The house also carried pieces of the life I had before retirement. Photographs from sports competitions lined one wall of my study, alongside old judging credentials, plaques, and more awards than I knew what to do with.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>My garden interested me more.<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>For years, I had traveled from event to event, spending weekends in crowded arenas with score sheets in my hands. These days, I rarely thought about any of it.<\/p>\n<p>My garden interested me more.<\/p>\n<p>Every morning, I watered the hydrangeas, trimmed whatever needed trimming, and checked the roses my husband had planted along the fence.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>These days, I rarely thought about any of it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Then Audrey moved in next door.<\/p>\n<p>She looked barely thirty, with glossy dark hair and the kind of energy that made even unloading moving boxes look like a social event.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou must be Helen,\u201d she said when I introduced myself.<\/p>\n<p>I smiled. \u201cAnd you must be Audrey.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cHave we met?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>For a second, she simply stared at me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHave we met?\u201d I finally asked.<\/p>\n<p>Audrey\u2019s expression changed immediately. \u201cNo. Sorry. You just look familiar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I forgot about it.<\/p>\n<p>At first, she was pleasant enough. Then the<\/p>\n<div class=\"justread-ad justread-ad--ad-before-nav\"><!--nextpage-->parties started.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cYou just look familiar.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Friday nights brought music through my bedroom wall. Saturdays brought laughter, shouting, and car doors slamming past midnight.<\/p>\n<p>I tolerated that.<\/p>\n<p><i>The parking was harder to ignore.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>One evening, I stepped outside and found a silver sedan with two wheels planted squarely on my grass.<\/p>\n<p>I knocked on Audrey\u2019s door.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>I tolerated that.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cAudrey, please ask your guests not to park on my property.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh!\u201d She glanced past me. \u201cSorry. I\u2019ll tell them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The following weekend, muddy tire tracks cut across the same patch.<\/p>\n<p>A week later, two of my flowers had been flattened.<\/p>\n<p>Then one Sunday morning, a car sat across half my driveway.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s very\u2026 traditional.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Audrey came outside while I was examining the damage.<\/p>\n<p>She looked at my flower beds and smiled. \u201cYou really spend a lot of time on this garden.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cI enjoy it.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s very\u2026 traditional.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I looked at<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>her.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Audrey barely knew me.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>She shrugged. \u201cI guess when you have enough free time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>There was something in the way she said it that bothered me.<\/p>\n<p>Not the insult itself.<\/p>\n<p><i>The satisfaction behind it.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Audrey barely knew me. <i>So why did irritating me seem to make her so happy?<\/i><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>The next weekend was worse.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>The next weekend was worse.<\/p>\n<p>By Sunday morning, another set of tire tracks ran across my lawn, and three stems near the edge of the flower bed had been snapped almost to the soil.<\/p>\n<p>I found Audrey outside carrying empty bottles toward her recycling bin.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAudrey, we need to talk.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cYour guests drove over my lawn again.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>She sighed before I even finished.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cIf this is about the cars again\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cIt is. Your guests drove over my lawn again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She glanced toward the tracks. \u201cThey\u2019re only here for a few hours. It\u2019s not hurting anyone.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"justread-ad justread-ad--ad-before-nav\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Something changed in her face.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s hurting my property, Audrey. I\u2019ve asked you more than once.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her mouth tightened.<\/p>\n<p>Something changed in her face. \u201cYou just love telling people what they can and can\u2019t do, don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The words caught me off guard.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cEverything has to be exactly the way you say.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m telling people not to park on property that doesn\u2019t belong to them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRules, boundaries, permission.\u201d She gave a short laugh. \u201cEverything has to be exactly the way you say.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I stared at her. <i>For someone I had known only a few months, she sounded strangely angry with me.<\/i><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cAll I\u2019m asking for is basic respect.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Audrey looked me up and down.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>I stared at her.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Then she smiled. \u201cWhat are you going to do, grandma?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>For some reason, the sentence struck me harder than the insult itself. <i>The rhythm of it felt familiar.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I stood there trying<\/p>\n<div class=\"justread-ad justread-ad--ad-before-nav\"><!--nextpage-->to catch the memory, but it slipped away before I could reach it.<\/p>\n<p>Audrey seemed almost pleased by my silence. She turned and walked inside.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat are you going to do, grandma?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After that, whatever politeness remained between us disappeared.<\/p>\n<p>She began parking inches from the edge of my driveway even when the rest of hers was empty. When her garbage bins somehow migrated onto my side, I rolled them straight back.<\/p>\n<p>If she saw me kneeling among the roses, she would call over, \u201cStill working on your little museum?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The following Saturday, Audrey\u2019s guests were back on my lawn.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStill working on your little museum?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I saw the first car from the kitchen window. Ten minutes later, another pulled in behind it, leaving two deep tracks across the grass I had spent all week trying to repair.<\/p>\n<p>I reached for my shoes. Then I stopped.<\/p>\n<p>I was tired of<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>knocking on Audrey\u2019s door just so she could roll her eyes at me.<\/p>\n<p>My gaze drifted toward the sprinkler controls beside the back door.<\/p>\n<p>I turned the dial.<\/p>\n<p>My husband had installed the system years ago, and the heads along that side of the yard still worked perfectly.<\/p>\n<p>I turned the dial.<\/p>\n<p>Water shot across the lawn.<\/p>\n<p>A woman in a blue dress had just stepped out of one of the cars when the first spray caught her across the legs.<\/p>\n<p>She yelped and jumped backward.<\/p>\n<p>Audrey appeared almost immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat the\u2014?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Another guest made a run for Audrey\u2019s porch and got soaked across the shoulders. Someone else shrieked about her hair while three people scrambled to move their cars.<\/p>\n<p>I stood at my door, watching the sprinklers sweep calmly back and forth.<\/p>\n<p>Audrey appeared almost immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs something wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHelen!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I stepped outside. \u201cIs something wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re spraying my<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<div>guests!\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>I glanced toward the lawn. \u201cI\u2019m watering my grass.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAt night?\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019re welcome to keep their cars off my property.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cIt needs water at night too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her eyes narrowed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou did this because of the cars.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf your guests don\u2019t want to get wet, they\u2019re welcome to keep their cars off my property.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Audrey folded her arms.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Behind her, the woman in blue hurried toward the house, holding her shoes in one hand and muttering angrily.<\/p>\n<p>Audrey folded her arms.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cSo this is it? Your big revenge?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>That finally made me smile. \u201cYou think very highly of yourself.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Her face tightened.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Her face tightened.<\/p>\n<p>A minute later, the remaining cars were moved off my lawn.<\/p>\n<p>I shut the sprinklers down and went back inside.<\/p>\n<p>Audrey clearly thought she had just seen the worst I could do.<\/p>\n<p><i>She hadn\u2019t.<\/i><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Then I saw the paint cans.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Compared with what I had<\/p>\n<div class=\"justread-ad justread-ad--ad-before-nav\"><!--nextpage-->really planned, the sprinklers were barely an inconvenience.<\/p>\n<p>For a few days after the sprinkler incident, Audrey kept her distance.<\/p>\n<p>Then I saw the paint cans.<\/p>\n<p>She had dragged half the furniture off her porch and covered the steps with drop cloths. By lunchtime, the old cream railings had become a sharp, gleaming white.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>This one mattered.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><i>Apparently, another party was coming.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>This one mattered.<\/p>\n<p>Audrey scrubbed the porch boards, polished the windows, replaced the cushions on her outdoor chairs, then stood in the yard rearranging lanterns until they looked exactly right.<\/p>\n<p>I watched from my garden while pretending to deadhead roses.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cBig improvement, don\u2019t you think?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>She caught me looking. \u201cBig improvement, don\u2019t you think?\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s very white.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s the idea.\u201d She glanced toward my flower beds. \u201cSome of us like things a little more modern.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I snipped off a wilted bloom. \u201cSome of us like things alive.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Her<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<div>smile thinned.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Her smile thinned. \u201cYour old-lady garden is certainly alive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I ignored her and reached for the watering can. That was when a sparrow landed beside my shoe.<\/p>\n<p>Another bounced beneath the feeder near the fence.<\/p>\n<p>Then three more appeared in the maple overhead.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>A thought began forming.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>I looked at the birds. Then at Audrey\u2019s perfect white porch.<\/p>\n<p><i>A thought began forming.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>By the time Audrey drove away that afternoon, I was already in the shed.<\/p>\n<p>I filled both feeders to the brim and scattered extra seed along my side of the garden nearest her porch.<\/p>\n<p>I was halfway through the bag when someone cleared her throat behind me.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Carol stood at the gate, staring at the birdseed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cHelen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I turned. Carol stood at the gate, staring at the birdseed.<\/p>\n<p>Then she looked at Audrey\u2019s porch. <i>Then back at me.<\/i><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cThat seems like an awful lot of seed.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201c<\/p>\n<div class=\"justread-ad justread-ad--ad-before-nav\"><!--nextpage-->Birds get hungry.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re up to something.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Carol folded her arms. \u201cYou\u2019re up to something.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cI have no idea what you mean.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Her mouth twitched.<\/p>\n<p>I suddenly had another thought. \u201cAre you busy tomorrow afternoon?\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Carol narrowed her eyes.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cThat depends.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTea. Three o\u2019clock.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Carol narrowed her eyes. \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cDo I need a reason?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><i>Apparently not.<\/i><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cAre you busy tomorrow afternoon?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>By dinner, I had invited Carol, Margaret, and Louise.<\/p>\n<p>All three had complained about Audrey\u2019s music, her guests, or cars blocking the street. None of them knew why I was so particular about the time. <i>For once, I was the one keeping a secret.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>And I found that I rather enjoyed it.<\/p>\n<p>At three o\u2019clock, Carol arrived first.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>I found that I rather enjoyed it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>She took one look at the untouched birdseed beneath the feeders and raised an eyebrow. \u201cThis is your grand plan?\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cHave some tea.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Margaret<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>and Louise appeared a few minutes later, and soon the four of us were seated around my garden table with cups, sandwiches, and absolutely nothing interesting happening.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Louise pointed toward the fence.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Across the fence, Audrey moved briskly between the house and porch, carrying flowers, wiping down the railings, and adjusting decorations for what had to be the tenth time.<\/p>\n<p>I checked the maple tree. <i>Empty.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Then Louise pointed toward the fence.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHelen.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Birds dropped into the garden.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>A sparrow landed beneath the feeder. Then another.<\/p>\n<p>Within minutes, the branches above us were twitching with movement. Birds dropped into the garden, pecking at the seed scattered near the boundary before fluttering back toward the trees.<\/p>\n<p>Carol pressed a hand over her mouth.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, this is terrible.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Carol pressed a hand over her mouth.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>She was smiling when she said it.<\/p>\n<p>The first white railing took a hit. Then another.<\/p>\n<p>Margaret<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<div class=\"justread-ad justread-ad--ad-after-image\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>made a choking sound into her teacup.<\/p>\n<p>Soon the spotless porch no longer looked spotless at all.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to maintain some dignity. <i>I failed.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Audrey came outside carrying a tray of glasses. She stopped.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Carol suddenly became very interested in her tea.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>For several seconds, she simply stared. The tray lowered slowly.<\/p>\n<p>Her eyes moved over the railing, the steps, the cushions. Then she looked across the lawn. Straight at me.<\/p>\n<p>Carol suddenly became very interested in her tea.<\/p>\n<p>Audrey set the tray down so sharply that one glass tipped over. She marched across the yard.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHelen.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cI fed them.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>I folded my hands in my lap. \u201cYes?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She pointed toward the porch. \u201cYou did that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I glanced at the birds. \u201cI fed them.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cYou knew exactly what would happen!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cI had an idea.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>For one glorious second, nobody at the table said a word.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>For one glorious second,<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<div class=\"justread-ad justread-ad--ad-after-image\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>nobody at the table said a word.<\/p>\n<p>Audrey looked from me to the <a href=\"https:\/\/whisk.tastebykylie.com\/full-part-after-spending-three-years-in-prison-i-came-home-expecting-to-hug-my-father-but-my-stepmother-opened-the-door-and-said-he-died-a-year-ago-this-house-is-mine-now-i-qu\/?utm_source=FB96031\">neighbors<\/a>, and her face changed.<\/p>\n<p>Not just anger. <i>Something older.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou really do enjoy this, don\u2019t you?\u201d she said.<\/p>\n<p>I frowned. \u201cEnjoy what?\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Her eyes locked on mine.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Her eyes locked on mine. \u201cPretending you have no idea what you\u2019ve done.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat exactly is that supposed to mean?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n<p>Audrey laughed once, but there was nothing amused about it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou always did like making people feel small.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cI have no idea what you\u2019re talking about.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Carol shifted beside me.<\/p>\n<p>I stood. \u201cI have no idea what you\u2019re talking about.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course you don\u2019t. You never do. You make your decision, hide behind the rules, and everyone else just has to live with it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That word again. <i>Rules.<\/i><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>I felt irritation replacing confusion.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>I felt irritation replacing confusion.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAudrey, either say what you mean or stop speaking<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>in riddles.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She stared at me.<\/p>\n<p>Then her expression changed. \u201cYou really don\u2019t remember me, do you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Something in her voice silenced the table. I studied her face, but nothing came.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>I studied her face, but nothing came.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cRegional Qualifier,\u201d she said. \u201cFifteen years ago.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The name hit me first.<\/p>\n<p>Then came flashes:<\/p>\n<div>\n<ul>\n<li><i>bright lights,<\/i><\/li>\n<li><i>score sheets,<\/i><\/li>\n<li><i>coaches crowding the barriers,<\/i><\/li>\n<li><i>my old judging badge clipped to my jacket.<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<p>Audrey stepped closer.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cPeople were saying I might actually go somewhere.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cI was seventeen. People were saying I might actually go somewhere.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And then I remembered the ruling. A technical violation. An automatic penalty.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cYou were that girl?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Her jaw tightened. \u201cYou disqualified me. I begged you afterward.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Audrey\u2019s voice dropped.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-testvisibility=\"content-visibility\" data-testid=\"special-block-category\">\n<p>Read also<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>That memory came slower.<\/p>\n<p><i>A teenager crying near the judges\u2019 room. Me, exhausted after a day of arguments and appeals.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Audrey\u2019s voice dropped. \u201cYou looked at me and<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>said, <i><strong>\u2018What are you going to do, girl?&#8217;\u201d<\/strong><\/i><\/p>\n<p>My stomach turned.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s why you said it.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Suddenly, her words from weeks earlier came back perfectly.<\/p>\n<p><i><strong>What are you going to do, grandma?<\/strong><\/i><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s why you said it.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>I sank back against the table.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cThe ruling was still correct.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Audrey told me what followed.<\/p>\n<p>The opportunity vanished. A sponsor lost interest. Her coach began focusing on another athlete. She competed again, but badly, and eventually walked away from the sport.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI spent years thinking that was the moment everything ended.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I swallowed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe ruling was still correct.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Audrey told me what followed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cI knew you\u2019d say that.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cBut what I said afterward wasn\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>She looked away.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou were seventeen. I treated you like another complaint I wanted to get rid of. I was wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Silence hung between us.<\/p>\n<p>Then another thought struck me.v<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cYou knew who I was when<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"justread-ad justread-ad--ad-before-nav\"><!--nextpage-->you moved in?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou knew who I was when you moved in?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Audrey nodded. \u201cAt first, the parties were just parties. Then I saw how much the parking bothered you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo you kept encouraging it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her silence answered for her.<\/p>\n<p>I pointed toward the crushed edge of my flower bed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid that make you feel better?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid that make you feel better?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Audrey looked at the damage.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I glanced back at her ruined white porch.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell. Covering my yard in birdseed hasn\u2019t exactly made me look mature either.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCovering my yard in birdseed hasn\u2019t exactly made me look mature either.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>For the first time since she had stormed over, Audrey almost smiled.<\/p>\n<p>Not because anything was fixed. But because neither of us could pretend anymore that this had ever really been about parking.<\/p>\n<p>Audrey turned toward her house.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWait.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I glanced back at her ruined white porch.<\/p>\n<p>She stopped.<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<div class=\"justread-ad justread-ad--ad-after-image\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>Fifteen years ago, I had watched a crying seventeen-year-old walk away because I had been too tired and impatient to care what happened after my ruling.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn\u2019t doing that again.<\/p>\n<p>I pulled out the empty chair beside me. \u201cSit down.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Audrey looked at the neighbors, then at me.<\/p>\n<p>After a moment, she sat.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cWe both made a mess.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry,\u201d I said. \u201cNot for the ruling. But for what I said afterward. You deserved better than that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She nodded slowly.<\/p>\n<p>Margaret silently poured her some tea. 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