The Bank Manager Refused to Cash My $40 Check Because of How I Looked, Then I Asked Him to Pull Up Account 0001

“A covenant,” he said. “A promise. That Millbrook gets its bank. Forever. No matter who owns it.”

 

“Will they agree to that?”

 

“Not if I ask for it straight out,” George said. “They’ll say no. They’ll want the right to close branches. Cut staff. Consolidate. That’s what big banks do.” He tapped the papers. “So I’m not going to ask for it straight out. I’m going to tie it to something they’ll think is just sentimental.”

 

“What?”

 

He smiled. That same grin from the photograph.

 

“Account number 0001,” he said.

 

Here’s what George put in the merger agreement.

 

Section 14.3. Page 147. Buried between a paragraph about computer systems and a paragraph about parking lot maintenance.

 

In recognition of the founding of Farmers & Merchants Bank, the holder of Account Number 0001 shall retain the following rights in perpetuity, regardless of any change in ownership: No branch of Farmers & Merchants Bank located within the city limits of Millbrook, Iowa, shall be closed, consolidated, or reduced in staff without the prior written consent of the holder of Account Number 0001. Any action taken in violation of this section shall be considered void.

And then, one more line:

The holder of Account Number 0001 shall also retain ownership of the real property located at 200 Main Street, Millbrook, Iowa, and shall lease said property to Farmers & Merchants Bank for the sum of one dollar ($1.00) per year, for as long as Section 14.3 is honored.

Heartland Bancorp’s lawyers read it. They laughed. They thought it was cute. A little old banker getting sentimental about his first account.

“Sure,” they said. “Why not? It’s one account.”

They signed it.

They didn’t realize George had just made the holder of account 0001 the most powerful person in Millbrook. Or that the bank building itself, the red brick and the white columns and the empty lot where we’d stood with our shovels, belonged to that person. Not to Heartland. Not to the bank.

To us.

“Why do it that way?” I asked him. “Why not just put your name on it?”

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