Mr. Henderson cleared his throat and adjusted his spectacles. “I will now read the Last Will and Testament of Rose Vance.”
He went through the standard boilerplate language. Then, he reached the assets.
“To my son, Robert, and his wife, Linda, I leave the contents of my storage unit in Queens, which contains the family photo albums and my collection of porcelain cats.”
My father blinked. “Is that… is that the preamble?”
“That is the entirety of your bequest,” Mr. Henderson said calmly.
“What?” My mother’s voice shot up an octave. “But… the portfolio? The brownstone in Brooklyn? The trust?”
Mr. Henderson turned the page. “To my granddaughter, Elena Vance, I leave the remainder of my estate, including all real property, investment accounts, and liquid assets, totaling approximately four point seven million dollars.”
The silence that followed was so profound it felt like the air had been sucked out of the room.